how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
i read this is samuel l jacksons voice
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I STILL SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT.
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
Erik Johansson (Sweden/Germany)
Erik Johansson is a full time photographer and retoucher from Sweden based in Berlin, Germany. He works on both personal and commissioned projects and creates sometimes street illusions. Erik creates realistic photos of impossible scenes - capturing ideas, not moments: “To me photography is just a way to collect material to realize the ideas in my mind. I get inspired by things around me in my daily life and all kinds of things I see. Although one photo can consist hundreds of layers I always want it to look like it could have been captured. Every new project is a new challenge and my goal is to realize it as realistic as possible.” Erik has been invited to speak at the TED conference in London on how something can look real but at the same time be impossible.
© All images courtesy the artist
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MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
What if I feel all three towards someone?
That’s called love.