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-"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." Augusten Burroughs

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

Apr 22 '14 · 87,193 notes · via dignitea · Tagged lulz,

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

this didn’t happen in the books
— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

(Source: eatmorebikes)

dornanswife:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I STILL SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT.

(Source: meenamaa)

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured)

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

artchipel:

Erik Johansson (Sweden/Germany)

Erik Johansson is a full time photographer and retoucher from Sweden based in Berlin, Germany. He works on both personal and commissioned projects and creates sometimes street illusions. Erik creates realistic photos of impossible scenes - capturing ideas, not moments: “To me photography is just a way to collect material to realize the ideas in my mind. I get inspired by things around me in my daily life and all kinds of things I see. Although one photo can consist hundreds of layers I always want it to look like it could have been captured. Every new project is a new challenge and my goal is to realize it as realistic as possible.” Erik has been invited to speak at the TED conference in London on how something can look real but at the same time be impossible.

© All images courtesy the artist

[more Erik Johansson]

noelknightofstars:

nudestuckterezi:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

What if I feel all three towards someone?

That’s called love.

(Source: wsswatson)

We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.
— Unknown  (via psych-facts)

riddle-my-hiddles:

young-avenger-wiccan:

my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” 

how in the fuck

(Source: arianemartel)

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